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TV REVIEW: Star Trek: Discovery – S01E5

Uncharacteristic F-bombs mar what would otherwise be a solid episode.

We open with Michael’s nightmare in which she subconsciously realises something perhaps she and all the other Star Fleet scientists, brought up since birth with the Prime Directive, might have been expected to suspect: the tardigrade is sentient and feels pain. This spanner in the works of the Federation’s secret weapon is one focus of the episode, while the other allows us to see Captain Lorca in action.  Captured pre-credits, he’s imprisoned by Klingons with two personifications of of his own  nature: the pragmatic survivor Harcourt ‘Harry’ Mudd (Rainn Wilson; The Office’s Dwight with a beard but similarly poor social skills) and idealist Star Fleet rating Ash Tyler (Shazad Latif).

The Klingon regime is their own version of The Weakest Link, in which two of the prosoners simgle out which one of them is to be beaten each day.  Of course, while manipulative Harry doesn’t have a scratch on him, Lorca won’t play that game and her and Ash use some teamwork – it comes over as subtly as He-Man’s end of episode chats to camera – to escape. It’s fun but all a little too easy, though it does set up two villains for a return visit; as well as Mudd we have sadistic Klingon commander Dennas (Clare McConnell) who will presumably wish to continue her creepy and abusive relationship with Ash. “Ugh,” grunts Lorca upon hearing of her intimacy with Ash, “humans don’t even have the requisite number of organs for Klingons.” Too. Much. Information.

Which is a criticism that can perhaps be levelled at Discovery. While some Trekkies are going into meltdown over the show (and I’m not just talking about the bigots who’ve objected to the ‘lack’ of white characters – one can only imagine the torrent of bile they’ll spew upon learning of Stamet’s sexuality) over the continuity problems Discovery poses, they do have a point that the use of use of pan-dimensional mushrooms as a plot device is pretty darn silly. It’s not quite a midichlorian-level narrative offence but it comes close.

Space mushies aside, Discovery remains a solid and gripping show, with the dynamic between the characters its primary strength. Michael and Saru’s relationship continues along its uneasy path, and seeing the Kelpien officer in the captain’s chair was quietly captivating. Ash promises to be a welcome addition to the crew – a straightforward space hero in the Kirk mould – and Stamet’s mental and physical wellbeing after he injected himself with tardigrade DNA is a storyline that will, we hope, bring some of the mind-bending pseudo-science babbling that is a much-loved hallmark of Trek.

One more complaint: Trek has always been a show that kids can watch along with adults, a la Doctor Who or Lost In Space. The violence, though bloodier than previous series, hasn’t quite yet crossed the line but, with the use of the F-bomb, Discovery has no vanished behind a curtain marked ‘adults only’. It is this that is Discovery’s real misstep and one they would do well to rectify.

This review was first published on the website Vodzilla in 2017. To read it there, together with many more of my reviews, click here

VOD FILM REVIEW: ‘THEY SHALL NOT GROW OLD’

Using restored and colourised footage, this soldiers’ eye view of The Great War is astonishing and moving.

Dedicated to his grandfather, who served in the British Army 1910-1919, Peter Jackson’s documentary is both an astounding piece of filmmaking and a moving tribute to the millions of men who fought on all sides during World War I.

The film begins in straightforward manner, with the voices of veterans overlaid on familiar grainy, black-and-white footage of the period. We hear of the outbreak of hostilities, the clamour to join up, and the comradely holiday-camp feel of basic training. It’s absorbing and fascinating, and, at first, one doesn’t quite notice the tone change: panic creeps into the veterans’ narration and, suddenly, as the fear hits – this is “deadly warfare” – the image on screen enlarges and the scene of troops marching through muddy fields becomes saturated with colour.

This double-whammy – the breathtaking images coupled with the emotional impact of hearing real men recount their experiences – continues throughout. It makes They Shall Not Grow Old one of the most important and effective wartime documentaries ever made.

Jackson’s team of CGI wizards – taking time off from rendering Gollum or King Kong – have performed miracles here. For anyone whose expectations of colourised black-and-white stem from unhappy experiments on Laurel & Hardy and Charlie Chaplin movies, it’s suffice to say that this is several thousand times more sophisticated. The colours here are as lush, varied and detailed as they would be in real life. In addition, the frame-rate has been slowed down, so we’re treated to WW1 soldiers moving as they would have done at the time, not in the jerky, speeded-up fashion seen in news reels.

As well as some 3D effects being used on the images to breathe even more life into them, the coup de grace is Jackson’s decision to add sound too. As with the moving images, the attention to detail employed on the soundtrack is jaw-dropping. Not only have the foley artists excelled themselves – every boot-step, neighing horse, rumbling tank-track or exploding shell sounds as though it was recorded along with the pictures – but we hear the men speak too. Making the audacious but genius decision to use lip-readers, Jackson gives voice through actors to men who have been silent for a century. The result is to bring to life small exchanges that would have previously been unnoticed. There are dozens of contenders but one stand-out sequence sees a smiling Tommy ask a German POW: “Want yer ‘at back?” It’s a tiny moment, but one full of humanity and warmth in the midst of such horror. What’s more, it’s not just a dramatic reconstruction – a hundred years ago this happened, exactly as we see it.

As the film progresses through the war, we’re drawn inevitably to the horrific maelstrom of all-out battle. We’ve seen these sequences before – soldiers gassed, troops stumbling over the top, trenches filled with the dead and the dying, tanks rolling over shell holes – but rendered here with sound and colour is like seeing them anew. Most of all, the sight – and now sound – of shell bursts, so close to whoever is holding the camera, is truly shocking.

As we commemorate a century since the Armistice, this brilliant film is essential viewing. It’s a respectful memorial to the men who served and died, yes, but most of all, it’s a reminder that they lived and breathed and laughed and cried. Just like us.

This review appeared at VODzilla.co in 2018. Find it here.